Go Back to School!

Well, for a little while, I have been compiling a list of misspelled and made-up words found on the profiles in which there is little else of interest. I filled up the back of the grocery receipt I'd been taking notes on. Hold onto your hats, folks.
Here it is:

• baught  (bought)
• adventually  (eventually)
• bottem  (bottom)
• intrist  (interest)
• couldent  (couldn't)
• agenst  (against)
• seriours  (serious)
• pleaes  (please)
• martiny bar  (like, a martini bar)
• maby  (maybe)
• bussy  (supposed to be "busy")
• pedastool  (pedestal)
• splended  (splendid)
• socialpathic   (sociopathic)
• paciant  (patient)
• experinced  (experienced)
• importent  (important)
• fealing  (feeling)
• spurm  (hahahaha sperm)
• madicens  (medicines)
• goutee  (heh, goatee)
• toung  (tongue)
• taist  (taste)
• constilations  (constellations)
• standerds  (standards)
• pepole  (people)
• collage  (he meant "college")

*I should note that I am fully aware that spelling mistakes happen. Even I make them! It's just hard to believe that these people made it through high school, let alone, college. Should I mention that I am a high school drop-out? Ah, I suppose we all have our strengths and weaknesses. I'm terrible at math.