This is by far, the strangest email I have ever received on a dating site. I'll post a few paragraphs for your enjoyment:
"Sigur Ros is my favorite band. I heard them on MTV "You hear it first". I fell in love and begged my maw maw to drive me to a cd store. I listened to the album in it's entirety for the first time as I ate dinner with my mum and her boyfriend, who she thought resembled Patrick Swayze, at Shoney's. Patrick Swayze was and is her dream guy. Every time I hear the Dirty Dancing soundtrack my mind replays my mother making obscene gestures and noises every time he would come on the screen. So I've been in love with Sigur Ros since I was 11.
I'm a writer, if I could call myself anything without question. Well I guess I sort of fell into it after I found out that no one wants to listen to someone who looks like a Nazi war propaganda caricature of a homeless Jewish man playing acoustic soul songs about love or burning your family alive in their sleep.
I do write short stories. I almost never know what any of it is about. Well, I do. I just sometimes read over what I've wrote awhile after I wrote it and wonder why that came out of me. I'd like to talk about something other than writing, but I already feel like I've been awkward enough via the Internet as I possibly can be. Awkwardness can be healthy sometimes, but I guess it would have to be the right moment between two people...I don't know how to finish that thought right now without stringing together cliches."
Seriously, guys. WTF.
Certified.
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